Really Funny!!

1:

" Once a fat guy pruposed a girl  

Girl : Eww..! Oh please! Go away you fatty ass  

*ClAsSy AnSwEr*

Boy : Bitch please I don't fake my body, I have everything natural infact

'I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat'    "

2:

Every girl needs a boyfriend..
.
because,
.
Everyday every minute...Something goes wrong
in her life..
.
.
.
.
.
Which she can't blame on God or Government...!