Friday, 19 August 2016

Biggest ironies in India

*BIGGEST IRONIES IN INDIA*

1) We'd rather spend more on daughters wedding than on her education 😀

2) We live in a country where seeing a policeman makes us nervous rather than feeling safe 🙊

3) In IAS exam,a person writes a brilliant 1500 words essay about how Dowry is a social evil. Impresses everyone and cracks the exam.
One year later,same person demands a dowry of 1 crore, because he is an IAS officer 😂

4) Indians are very shy and still are 121 Crore 😜

5) Indians are obsessed with screen guards on their smartphones even though most come with scratch proof Gorilla Glass,but never bother wearing a helmet while riding their bikes 😀

6) Indian Society teaches
'Not to Get Raped', rather 'Don't Rape'  😜

7) Reserved people get more benefit than deserve people...! 😭

8) The worst movies earn the most 😁

9) A porn-star is accepted in society as a celebrity,but a rape victim is not even accepted as a normal human being 😡

10) Politicians Divide us,Terrorists Unite us 👍

11) Everyone is in a hurry,but no one reaches on time 😃

12) Priyanka Chopra earned more money playing Mary Kom, than Mary Kom earned in her entire career 😂

13) Its dangerous to talk to strangers,but it's perfectly ok to marry one 😀

14) Most people who fight over Gita and Quran,have probably never read any of them 😀

15)The shoes we wear are sold in air Conditioned showrooms,the vegetables we eat are sold on the footpath 👟👠👡👢👞

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